THEME
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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

lolsomeone-actually:

I hope you rot in hell

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth